to have a virgo friend in life is to have a personal assistant, parent, best friend, teacher, mechanic, broadcaster, and critic in one cosmic combustion. virgos spend a lot of time counselling their friends and family, and although they are ruled by mercury, they are highly attentive listeners. virgos tend to listen more than they speak until they are very, very comfortable
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand