*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

Jul 19 18:14with 425,599 notes


why didn’t you reblog my post? likezoned again

Jul 19 18:07with 62,055 notes


when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

Jul 19 18:05with 174,327 notes


the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic)

Jul 19 18:04with 253,697 notes


if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

Jul 19 18:02with 598,842 notes


So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this


And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and


My mum is the best 

Jul 19 18:01with 169,788 notes
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