please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 


you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

Aug 21 15:01with 366,751 notes


Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

Aug 21 10:46with 136,845 notes


the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

Aug 21 10:46with 853,243 notes


excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade)

Aug 21 10:46with 368,243 notes
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