Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:
- Don’t do that
- Drink a glass of water
- Don’t be an idiot
- Stop feeling things
- Become cynical
- Transcend your corporeal form
- Ascend from this planet
- Become an otherworldly being
- Thank me
12. Disregard the last 11 steps and have feels anyway.
That’s not what I instructed.
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
is it data or data
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.