Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
― William Goldman, William Goldman: Four Screenplays (via kushandwizdom)

Oct 20 16:51with 832 notes

Oct 20 7:01with 259,790 notes

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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Oct 20 6:59with 222,922 notes

punk-popsicle:

reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014


Oct 19 17:22with 190,844 notes

samirows:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people


Oct 19 17:21with 424,348 notes

shutupaubrey:

the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store


Oct 19 17:21with 161,551 notes

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”


Oct 19 17:14with 107,216 notes

queerbaitingforgodot:

[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it


Oct 19 17:14with 58,280 notes

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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Oct 19 17:13with 89,534 notes
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