Before you decide to have feelings for someone, I suggest you:

  1. Stop
  2. No
  3. Don’t do that
  4. Drink a glass of water
  5. Don’t be an idiot
  6. Stop feeling things
  7. Become cynical
  8. Transcend your corporeal form
  9. Ascend from this planet
  10. Become an otherworldly being
  11. Thank me

12. Disregard the last 11 steps and have feels anyway.

That’s not what I instructed.

Apr 19 16:41with 88,472 notes


*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

Apr 19 13:26with 262,504 notes


*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(Source: cozyqueen)

Apr 19 10:25with 141,889 notes


is it data or data

Apr 19 10:25with 382,212 notes



People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum)

Apr 15 8:09with 123,858 notes
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