Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.
reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
there are two types of people
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
[guesses correct password for old account] nice, ive hacked it
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done